The Most Absurd Wedding Photos Ever

Anyone’s wedding is the most critical event in their lives. It’s that one day when everyone’s attention is solely on the couple. The couple’s behaviour, appearance, and overall wedding environment are more important than anything else. As a result, every couple strives to look their best on their wedding day. However, a new trend is to make your wedding day festivities as outlandish as possible. Yes, that’s correct.

Have you ever heard of a zombie or Game of Thrones-themed wedding? That isn’t all. People are opting for the most outlandish (read: absurd) photoshoots. It is gone are the days when wedding photos meant taking couples on exotic vacations where they could gaze into each other’s eyes or hold hands. It’s all about being unconventional and irrational these days. Sometimes it works, and other times it doesn’t.

On your big day, you may have to substitute “Doves of Peace” for Supermarket Whole Chickens. Our bride here is channelling DC’s Poison Ivy, which could foreshadow their upcoming marriage. However, if we ignore the naked flying chickens for a moment, the photographer’s perfectly executed levitation shot is the only thing that stands out in this image. This image proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that modern wedding photographers are pushing their creative boundaries and thinking beyond standard shots or angles.

Isn’t it funny how the chickens are floating in the air to give the impression that the couple has released them? Do you know what a levitation shot is? In technical terms, it refers to layer masking in Photoshop, whereas in layman’s terms, it means defying gravity and making objects appear to be flying or floating. A photograph of the scene is taken without any models or professionals present. Many more photos are taken with that model or prop that has to be suspended in the air later on.

This elevates a family portrait to a whole new level. This bride’s mother is unquestionably the centre of attention. What better way to make this portrait memorable than with her two bottles of booze? The bride and groom appear to be okay with this memory on their special day, as everyone is smiling except the lady on the far right, who is looking at the camera with a puzzled expression.

We’ve heard that a venue and background image are essential factors in making your wedding photoshoot memorable. On the other hand, this couple chose an empty road to capture their memories, which is a little strange. Okay, we understand that open highways make for beautiful photos, but only when the couple is present. It gives the impression that the two of them are the only ones in the entire world.

The uniqueness of this portrait of the newlywed couple on their wedding day cannot be described in words. He enjoys eating watermelons…and this bride knows precisely how to win her man’s heart. Let’s hand it over to the photographer. He assisted the couple in feeling at ease in front of the camera for such a candid pose. It takes a particular skill and expertise to make the bride and groom feel at ease while also excitingly presenting the props. Fruits make excellent props for incorporating a theme into your photo session. You don’t need difficult-to-find items or expensive materials.

Watermelon is, in our opinion, the most photogenic food ever. Furthermore, the couple’s facial expressions are to die for. Capturing such moments without missing the mark necessitates an additional level of skill and expertise. You’ll miss the shot if you pause for a few seconds here and there. The photographer deserves praise for highlighting the watermelon and capturing the perfect reaction. Everything appears absurd, which is the central theme of the film. Didn’t you have a good laugh after seeing this fantastic photo?

If this is supposed to be the best day of this bride’s life, we can only imagine what it’s like for her on a regular day. Her expression suggests that she would instead do anything else, be anywhere else than at her wedding with this old accordion player, who is most likely serenading her. This bride’s heart goes out to her. It was supposed to be the most memorable event of her life.

After all, most of us only get married once in our lives. We all know that the event is always full of mixed emotions, ranging from tears to dances, happiness, and sadness. But this is an entirely different story. The girl appears dissatisfied. She’s probably upset about the mess people made while eating, or else the accordion player isn’t very entertaining to her.

Everything about this photograph is perfect, from the bride’s smile to Cricket’s smile, the horse’s name. Yes, Cricket and his smile went viral to the point where this marriage was named one of the year’s top 20 most attractive and fascinating marriages. Cricket was attempting to swat away flies from his head when the photo was accidentally taken by the photographer.

However, we believe the photographer must have said Smile, and Cricket did just that. A fascinating fact is that no one thinks this is a strange occurrence. Perhaps we’ve all been too preoccupied with Cricket’s innocent smile to notice the lovely bride, Patty Womer, from Pennsylvania. Cricket has undeniably snatched the spotlight from Womer, but the photographer Tony Bendele isn’t to blame. He said, “Smile,” right?

Is the bride breaking out on the wedding dance floor? Or did she slip and fall? Perhaps she became inebriated and made a move that resulted in her landing on her face? Is she busting out her breakdance moves? Based on the reactions of her guests, this bride may

have some badass moves. If a video of this image ever surfaced, I would give it a thumbs up.

As there isn’t much else to do to celebrate a new union, most weddings involve the guests boogieing down on the floor. However, the bride appears to be having the most fun here. Regardless of culture or society, dancing is an essential part of every wedding. Dancing, according to renowned wedding choreographer Reba Browne, is the best way to celebrate a wedding.

This is a lovely black and white photograph of the bride and groom walking through the park. “I only see you,” the groom says to his bride. Until a beautiful woman passes by, and I can’t stop myself. Due to his infidelity, this marriage ended in divorce for ten bucks. If you saw this photo when your photographer sent you proofs, I hope you had the foresight to request an annulment.

Apart from the “Other Woman,” we find the unique monochrome theme most intriguing about this photograph. Monochromatic themes, also known as black and white photography, which now includes the colour grey, are excellent choices if you want to create an elegant and classy look. Vintage-inspired weddings lend themselves to this theme.

This couple is die-hard fans of AMC’s zombie drama The Walking Dead. If they are still married in 30 years, they will mostly laugh when they look back at their wedding album. On the other hand, I suppose planning your wedding, the most important and memorable day of your life, as a Halloween party is a good start for a happy marriage, albeit creepy.

There is a rising trend in the wedding photography industry associated with zombie themes, and this trend is expected to exist as long as horror genre enthusiasts live. It’s not that we don’t appreciate it. We understand and consider it but think, does anyone want to attend a wedding where everyone has to dress their ugliest and creepiest?

OMG, that man is highly interested in his future. Why would you do this in public, of all places? Either he’s trying to attract attention or utterly unaware of where he is and what he’s doing. Perhaps he was exhausted from a long photoshoot; after all, taking so many photos at once on your wedding day is a difficult task. Still, there’s no way to know what kind of pose this photographer was attempting to capture.

Therefore, you must have an in-depth discussion with your photographer about the wedding photoshoot. Typically, brides are more involved in wedding photography than grooms. That is when natural disasters occur. We all know that a professional model can only give the perfect expression and pose immaculately in front of the camera because they are used to staring at the camera for hours on end.

This is taking “Bridesmaid” to a whole different level… do they not know that they are bridesmaids and bride? We’re not exactly sure what is scribbled onto the panties of the bride and her bridesmaid…but maybe the inscription was written on the panties as a distraction… so that the viewer can zoom in onto their panties?

I doubt that in a decade when the bride looks back at photos of her most special day, she will want to forget this photo ever existed. Honestly, it may be funny at the time for both the bride and her bridesmaid to flash the photographer…but it’s not exactly a class act.

When you enjoy eating baguettes and your wife is known as the Queen of Baguettes. Another ridiculous wedding photo that bears an uncanny resemblance to Game of Thrones, but you can call it Game of Scones. We all know that no wedding went well in the blockbuster HBO series The Seven Kingdoms, so picking such a theme for your wedding photoshoot is quite bizarre. Furthermore, this inhuman pose is not something we would ever appreciate… Weddings with a Game of Thrones theme can be fun, but only if you have a big budget.

The result of a low budget is an absurdity like this. Perhaps the couple was enthralled by the prospect of a non-bloody wedding in real life. So, before we go on another rant about this photo, let’s take a look back at the first wedding on the show. The marriage of the Dothraki was fierce. The poetry was genuinely exceptional. Even though the couple’s feelings were doomed, as were the sentiments of so many other characters created by George Martin, they continue to live on in the hearts of millions of Game of Thrones fans.

There’s something strange about this bride; I don’t know what! Is she wearing a mask or something else? We can’t understand. Is this not the most bizarre bride you’ve ever seen? Her eyes determine a bride’s love, and the groom deserves credit for wanting to marry this kind of bride and live with her for the rest of their lives.

We’ve seen couples pose with only their bathing suits and people posing in the mud on their wedding day. This, on the other hand, is a complete horror. On her wedding day, who on earth would want to wear such an obnoxious mask? What’s more, why isn’t anyone objecting or trying to reason with the bride? Why is it that the groom is OK with this look?

Croquembouches are traditional French wedding cakes made of profiteroles filled with creme patisserie and lightly coated in crisp caramel. This bride and her chef groom have taken things to a whole new level. Because her dress is edible, this kills two birds with one stone. Does this mean she’ll have to remove her clothing before serving the wedding cake to her guests, or will they be able to eat their fill of the wedding cake while she’s wearing her cake dress?

This reminds us of when a UK-based artist put a fun spin on the traditional wedding gown and made history. Emma Jayne is an incredibly talented cake designer who won the 2017 Cake International show in London. She attempted to recreate a couture gown designed by Mak Tumang, a Philippine-based designer. The judges couldn’t tell which was the actual wedding gown and the cake after seeing the edible wedding gown.

This is terrifying. What were the groom and his groomsmen thinking when they dressed up like this? The groom and his groomsmen are either cameras shy, or this indicates a seriously shaky start. This is insane, and for the bride to agree to it on the most special day of her life is insane. To do this properly, she should have dressed up as a Predator bride. It’s ok for us to admit we couldn’t watch the entire Alien vs Predator film because we were THIS terrified. So, if we are ever invited to a predator-themed wedding, we will come up with a plausible excuse.

Surprisingly, the bride in this photo appears to be unfazed. However, she allegedly lacked the courage to do something similar on her wedding day. Maybe that’s why she chose to dress so elegantly. This is starting to remind us of the fairytale “Beauty and the Beast.” Aren’t you convinced? What else could explain why the bride refused to join in the fun and dress up as a predator like the rest of the party, including her groom? We’re sure she didn’t want this theme for her wedding, but she didn’t have a choice because her husband was a big fan of the predator franchise. Sigh!

We’re not too sure that the bride should take this groom for ever more. He seems a bit too cozy up with her bridesmaid. Did the bride absolutely lost her f*cking mind to think that to have her bridesmaid dress or rather, undressed in only their under garments was a funny idea and a memorable moment on her very special day?

She literally should get an annulment because from the looks of her groom, who in this photo is cozying up and just a bit too close for comfort with one of her bridesmaid. He seems to have thoughts on perhaps having and “open” marriage.

One of the funniest wedding photos ever; this is the beginning of a genuinely remarkable and loving marriage…not. I’m not sure if the groom is joking with the guests, but there is some truth to this. Assume he is sincere in his request for assistance. We couldn’t help but wonder why he hadn’t taken action sooner. And, if this is a joke or the groom is trying to make everyone laugh, it’s completely inappropriate.

Don’t go so far as to tease the guests who have come to watch you exchange vows with the bride. This will give them the wicked and wrong impression of their newly started relationship. People in our society take such things very seriously and give comments. Many people would have arrived to assist a bride if she relayed such a message.

This couple will remember their dance that night for the rest of their lives. This is a case of dirty dancing gone wrong. We don’t believe this is the bride and groom, but rather guests of the couple attempting to show off their moves, which unfortunately landed our female guest flat on her face. That had to hurt. Practising your dance moves before the big day is significant, so we always suggest that you do it before the event.

This applies to anyone who intends to dance at the wedding. Kristina Rihanoff, a professional choreographer, dancer, and Strictly Come Dancing veteran, shared some of the most incredible dancing tips for the upcoming wedding season. When it comes to wedding dances, Kristina advises couples and guests to stay within their comfort zone. A tragedy like the one in this photo can occur when you try something out of the ordinary.

When you look through your wedding photos, you won’t often find yourself arrested in front of your guests. On Michigan Avenue, a Chicago bride is handcuffed. We don’t know why she was arrested… maybe it was for green card fraud? In any case, this isn’t a Kodak moment, nor is it something you’d want to start on Facebook or Instagram. Perhaps the bride was fined for looking so stunning on her wedding day. Apart from the fact that the bride violated traffic laws and had to be detained, nothing else explains this image. However, it would have been better for the police to allow her to marry before arresting her.

The bride must have spent a fortune on her attire and styling, so why let it all go to waste by denying her the right to marry? Another thought that occurred to us was that she must be on the Most Wanted list and that when the cops found her, they arrested her right away. She could also be a Runaway Bride, and the groom had the cops track her down and bring her back to the wedding venue. That is not going to sit well with the always inflated feminists. Ultimately, it comes down to personal preference. Nobody can stop the bride from changing her mind at the last minute.

A runaway bride is a groom’s worst nightmare, as are the wedding party and guests…but here we have a bride on roller skates. Is she using the rollerblades to make a quick getaway? Or has she already escaped? After all, she’s posing at what appears to be a playground of some kind. It’s also possible that she is so fond of roller skating that she couldn’t decide on anything else for her wedding shoes. This is not surprising to us.

A Chinese couple in Beijing rolled up to their wedding venue in 2007 and started a new wedding trend. The couple was from Tiantongyuan, a Tiantongyuan community. The bride and groom, Zhang Ling and Fan Wenyu chose to wear roller skates because they met while roller skating. The couple and all of the guests paraded to the venue on roller skates, holding colourful balloons. Ling later revealed that she and her husband both attended Beijing Sports University and graduated with honours. Ling then went to work at Wenyu’s roller-skating rink, and it was there that they fell in love and married in front of the entire world.

Isn’t this a typical wedding photo? As it stands, the cargo appears to be too heavy for takeoff. That picture shows a lot of love. The peace signs add a nice touch to this picture, but kids don’t try this at home. We do not doubt that the bride is a professional wrestler, or at the very least a wrestler in the making. Just look into her eyes after she has subdued her soon-to-be husband; she is giddy with anticipation. We’re not sure if the groom is making a peace sign, but we can’t think of anyone else who would enjoy such a pose and create a peace sign.

Who came up with this strange pose, and why is the person sitting in an awkward position? The photographer should have given the crazy bride some advice. This isn’t the kind of photograph you’d keep for the rest of your life. Instead, it’s the kind you’d keep hidden from your children. As a result, people are encouraged to follow certain wedding etiquette. Your wedding album will undoubtedly be worth revisiting for generations if you follow the rules to some extent.

The Walking Dead of weddings. With COVID-19 taking over people’s lives, perhaps the “New Normal” of a zombie themed wedding officiated by a police officer is nothing to blink at anymore. Hey… YOLO baby! Yup “You Only Live Once” so on the most special and important day of your life, you should get dressed for Halloween, with blood guts and gore dripping down your face and walk down the isle to you ever more.

So is this couple getting married or getting arrested? Why the passports? Perhaps this foreign couple was at a wedding chapel somewhere in Las Vegas… and decided to get hitched on their way to Halloween party somewhere on the Strand? Well whatever the case, it appears that even death will not separate them. It seems that the guy sitting down on the right side of the photo also got the memo to dress up like a zombie. Whatever the case, the expression of the guests are priceless.

Truly a Kodak moment? Children, this is not what you want the most special day of your life to look like. This bride clearly made some bad decisions… knocked up with a bun in the oven, a cigarette in hand and wearing flip flops. Her groom affectionally wraps his arm around his bride with one hand and the other holding a beer in ripped jeans, a cut-off flannel and what appears to be a school band long-tail tuxedo…with of course, man’s bestfriend by his side.

Oh let’s not forget that they are standing in front of her dream home…. a trailer of course.

Love is blind so the saying goes. This bride perhaps did not check “the goods” beforehand so she’s doing now… while her husband to be is pissed drunk on some hard liquor. Maybe she gave him an ultimatum… marry her or else she gives him the boot? Whatever it may be, if this is indeed a real photo and not staged to be funny… which most likely it is, this is not a good beginning to healthy matrimony.

White dress and lace may seem conventional. Lately, more and more weddings are deviating from customs. You may not be a goth, but a wedding in a Gothic style will not leave you indifferent. Lately, we have seen many absurd wedding trends and themes. But this coffin themed corpse bride wedding takes the cake. Why on earth did this couple decide to get married and leave the venue in a coffin. Okay, we understand they might want to represent the phrase ‘till death do us apart’ by actually going to the venue in a coffin, but we aren’t too happy with this kind of exploitation of a sacred vow.

People must stop experimenting with something so consecrated like a wedding. Why make your big day an object of public resentment or humor when you can look the best in the world as a traditionally styled and dressed bride and groom. Such pictures may look pleasing for a while but as the time passes, and the theme gets outdated, the same image then start haunting you, and this will go on for the rest of your life. Therefore, before deciding about such crazy wedding themes, it is a good idea to consult a professional wedding planner and designer to make your wedding a day to cherish forever.

Do you think you had too much to drink at the wedding? Here’s a litmus test to know when to stop: when the groom has passed out on the table! This is not a good sign for a future husband. Plus, we couldn’t stress more on keeping such photographs in your private collection than flaunting them on the web or making it viral.

Maybe the groom was so dehydrated that he drank a lot and then this happened. Nutritionists and wedding management experts have stressed a lot on keeping yourself well-hydrated, especially the week following up to the big day. If you don’t do that, you will not think about anything else but thirsty. Brian Worley, an acclaimed wedding planner and designer, claims that it is useless to spend a lot on expensive drinks and beverages at your wedding.

Worley is particularly annoyed with couple’s decision to share a champagne toast with all the guests.

I do wonder who decided on this pose? Posing around, and in front of the car is usually normal. But, posing on the car bonnet, in this a bit absurd of a position? We totally resent this choice of a pose as well as the prop. If it were an expensive BMW, Rolls Royce, or Mercedes Benz’s latest model, we would have understood the bride’s excitement. But why for such a boring car? How can she even feel so excited about such a car?

So far, we have heard people decorating their wedding car with flowers and other embellishments. But, we haven’t ever seen a bride using herself as an accessory to make her wedding car a little less boring. That’s one way of looking at this picture. From another perspective, the bride probably was trying to recreate some sensational pose of Marilyn Monroe, which, sadly, couldn’t be achieved. We can only sympathize with this lady as she tried her best, but couldn’t pull it off. This photo is anything but decent let alone sensational. It just proves that no one can replace or recreate Monroe’s trademark charm… ever.

A bit of role-playing makes everything interesting…Not sure how I would feel about cutting into a full size cake of myself. It seems a bit insane because none of us would ever want to cut something that has our picture on or which resembles us. This is definitely one courageous bride who not only chose to have a self-themed wedding cake but is brave enough to cut it and serve it to the guests. How the guests would be feeling is an entirely different story. It certainly isn’t too amusing to eat something like this. This reminds us of the utterly grotesque and puke-worthy wedding cake trends, which this particular cake in question isn’t any match to.

From toilet seats to zombies, wedding cakes to zombie and even poo, wedding cakes are getting freakier and uglier day by day. Cake designers and couples have become so obsessed with having something different and unique that they are opting for all sorts of absurd choices. How do you feel about this trend? Have you ever been to a wedding where the main attraction was a toilet-themed cake? We bet you couldn’t have tried even a single bite from that thing!